Flattery Is Like Chewing Gum. Enjoy It

Anyone In The Humor Business Isn't Thinking Clearly If He Doesn't Surround Himself With Idea People. Otherwise, You Settle For Mediocrity - Or You Burn Yourself Out.

Meow Is Like Aloha - It Can Mean Anything.

You Don't Go Home And Talk About The Great Tennis Courts That You Played, But You Do Talk About The Golf Courses You Played.

Flattery Is Like Chewing Gum. Enjoy It But Don't Swallow It.

Dennis To Friend: No Use Crying, Joey. There Aren't Any Grownups Around.