No More Turkey, But I'd Like Some

You Don't Go Home And Talk About The Great Tennis Courts That You Played, But You Do Talk About The Golf Courses You Played.

Just Because I Didn't Do What You Told Me, Doesn't Mean I Wasn't Listening To You!

Anyone In The Humor Business Isn't Thinking Clearly If He Doesn't Surround Himself With Idea People. Otherwise, You Settle For Mediocrity - Or You Burn Yourself Out.

Meow Is Like Aloha - It Can Mean Anything.

Dennis To Friend: No Use Crying, Joey. There Aren't Any Grownups Around.