Fashion Just Comes Naturally To Me.

At School My Boobs Were Bigger Than All My Friends' And I Was Afraid To Show Them. Now, I Feel They Make My Outfits Look Better. They're Like An Accessory.

I Adore John Mayer. I Don't See How Anything That Surrounds John Could Be Negative.

Am I Eating Chicken Or Tuna?

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoohah! Apparently I Have A Lot Of Amniotic Fluid, So Whenever My Water Breaks It Will Be Like A Fire Hydrant!

Marriage Is Unbelievable, I Couldn't Be More In Love.