Labor Is Really Going To Hurt.

If It's A Boy, I'll Put Him In Tutus!

There Are Moments When I Would Love To Fall Asleep With My Head On Somebody's Shoulder, Just Because I Was So Used To That For So Long.

I Crave Cantaloupe Like A Crazy Person. But I Put Salt All Over It, So I Don't Know If It's That Healthy.

I Don't Ever Wanna Come Across Too Intimidating, So As Long As I Look Like You Can Come Up And Give Me A Hug, That's Good.

I Just Started Calling Myself 'swamp A-.' Like, I Have Swamp A- Right Now. I Had Major Swamp A- Because I Was Wearing These Spanx To Hold In My Gut ... It's Like The Bayou Up In That Region.