Fascinatingly Confident, Rude People Are Great.

I Know This Is Going To Sound Very Self-serving, And I Apologize For It, But If You Can Write Comedy, You Can Pretty Much Write Anything, Because It's The Hardest. It's The Most Technically Demanding, The Most Precisely Evaluated Form Of Writing. People Know If It Works Or Not. There's A Big Button Marked 'fail,' And That's When Nobody Laughs.

Sherlock Holmes Can Be Wise And Funny. He Wasn't, At The Beginning. But Later On, He's Got A Bantering Relationship With Loads Of People. He's Got A Wisdom That He Didn't Have In The Early Stage. But He Stays On The Mountain Top, And He Will Die Up There. He's Not Going To Change That.

There's Something Really Cool About Scaring Children. Traumatize A Generation, That's What It's All About.

You'll Go Out Of Business If You Think People Are Stupid.

The Doctor: Don't Blink. Don't Even Blink. Blink And You're Dead. Don't Turn Your Back. Don't Look Away. And Don't Blink.