Fascinatingly Confident, Rude People Are Great.

The Doctor: This Is Bad, I Don't Like This. [kicks Console And Yells In Pain] Never Use Force, You Just Embarrass Yourself. Unless You're Cross, In Which Case... Always Use Force! Amy: Shall I Run And Get The Manual? The Doctor: I Threw It In A Supernova. Amy: You Threw The Manual In A Supernova? Why? The Doctor: Because I Disagreed With It! Now Stop Talking To Me When I'm Cross!

You Should Always Waste Time When You Don't Have Any. Time Is Not The Boss Of You. Rule 408.

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

You Can Be As Beautiful And Charming As You'd Like, But If You're Not Terrific At Acting, It Will Mean Nothing On The Screen.

The Doctor: I've Seen Bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are You Joking? It's Massive!