I Write The Kind Of Stuff I'd

I Always Rip Out The Last Page Of A Book. Then It Doesn't Have To End. I Hate Endings!

We're All Stories, In The End.

Between The Marriages, I Shagged My Way Round Television Studios Like A Mechanical Digger.

Have You Met The French? My...god They Know How To Party!

When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say, "hey, Let's Cook." He Said, "great, Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark.