The Doctor...is Embarrassingly Human For An Alien.

I Write The Kind Of Stuff I'd Like To Watch.

The Universe Is Big, Its Vast And Complicated, And Ridiculous. And Sometimes, Very Rarely, Impossible Things Just Happen And We Call Them Miracles. And That's The Theory. Nine Hundred Years, Never Seen One Yet, But This Would Do Me.

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

I Wouldn't Mind Removing All The Mistakes I Have Made. That Would Be Exhausting And Take Forever. Honestly, It's One Of The Spells Of My Life That Has Been The Most Perfect. Not Because I Did The Job Perfectly, Because Of Course I Did It Very Imperfectly, But Because I Enjoyed It So Much. What Would I Change? I Complain A Lot. I Whinge, I More Or Less Communicate In Levels Of Complaint So I Wish Sometimes I Didn't Just Spend All My Time Saying, 'i'm Working So Hard, What Do I Get In Return For This?'.

Though The Man Above Might Say Hello, Expect No Love From The Beast Below