The Doctor...is Embarrassingly Human For An Alien.

I Never Go Online. The Internet Stuff Is Bonkers. You Must Not Look At It.

It's A Funny Thing About Stories. It Doesn't Feel Like You Make Them Up, More Like You Find Them. You Type And Type And You Know You Haven't Got It Yet, Because Somewhere Out There, There's That Perfect Thing -- The Unexpected Ending That Was Always Going To Happen. That Place You've Always Been Heading For, But Never Expected To Go.

Young Reinette: Monsieur, Be Careful! The Doctor: It's Just A Nightmare, Reinette, Don't Worry, Everyone Has Nightmares. Even Monsters Under The Bed Have Nightmares! Young Reinette: What Do Monsters Have Nightmares About? The Doctor: Me!

Amy: I Had Something I Wanted To Tell Him. Stuff Always Gets In The Way. Canton: Stuff Does That.

Witty And Mean Is Easy - But Fond And Funny Is Hard.