It’s Been A Long Time Since Sherlock

Peter Capaldi, Will Always Be Doctor Who. You Retain The Title Forever. Ask Your Predecessors, They All Think They're The Real One. I've Had Sunday Lunch With Peter Davidson And David Tennant And They're Eyeing Each Other Like, 'it's Me!

River Song? Amy Pond? Hardly Weak Women. It's The Exact Opposite. You Could Accuse Me Of Having A Fetish For Powerful, Sexy Women Who Like Cheating People. That Would Be Fair.

The Doctor: [aiming Gun At The Ceiling] Didn't Anyone Ever Tell You? There's One Thing You Never Put In A Trap If You're Smart. If You Value Your Continued Existence, If You Have Any Plans About Seeing Tomorrow, There's One Thing You Never, Ever Put In A Trap. Angel Bob: And What Would That Be, Sir? The Doctor: Me. [fires]

The Doctor: This Is Bad, I Don't Like This. [kicks Console And Yells In Pain] Never Use Force, You Just Embarrass Yourself. Unless You're Cross, In Which Case... Always Use Force! Amy: Shall I Run And Get The Manual? The Doctor: I Threw It In A Supernova. Amy: You Threw The Manual In A Supernova? Why? The Doctor: Because I Disagreed With It! Now Stop Talking To Me When I'm Cross!

I Know This Is Going To Sound Very Self-serving, And I Apologize For It, But If You Can Write Comedy, You Can Pretty Much Write Anything, Because It's The Hardest. It's The Most Technically Demanding, The Most Precisely Evaluated Form Of Writing. People Know If It Works Or Not. There's A Big Button Marked 'fail,' And That's When Nobody Laughs.