Failure At A Task May Be The

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.