Baseball Players Are Smarter Than Football Players.

Opening Day -- Or Opening Day. Depending On How You Feel About It.

Back Then, If You Had A Sore Arm, The Only People Concerned Were You And Your Wife. Now It's You, Your Wife, Your Agent, Your Investment Counselor, Your Stockbroker, And Your Publisher.

A Lot Of Long Relievers Are Ashamed To Tell Their Parents What They Do. The Only Nice Thing About It Is That You Get To Wear A Uniform Like Everbody Else.

You're Only As Smart As Your Era.

Lots Of People Look Up To Billy Martin. That's Because He Just Knocked Them Down.