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Golf Asks Something Of A Man. It Makes One Loathe Mediocrity. It Seems To Say, "if You Are Going To Keep Company With Me, Don't Embarrass Me.

If You Think Your Hands Are More Important In Your Golf Swing Than Your Legs, Try Walking A Hole On Your Hands.

I Always Said That If They Have A Golf Course Like This In Heaven, I Want To Be The Head Pro.

Golf Is A Puzzle Without An Answer. I've Played The Game For 40 Years And I Still Haven't The Slightest Idea How To Play.

The Closer You Can Live To Being A Vegetarian The Better.