Enjoy The Game. Happy Golf Is Good

Golf Is A Puzzle Without An Answer.

I Don't Have Any Hesitation Saying I've Traveled More Miles Than Any Human Being Who Ever Lived. I've Been Doing It For 60 Years.

The Closer You Can Live To Being A Vegetarian The Better.

If There's A Golf Course In Heaven, I Hope It's Like Augusta National. I Just Don't Want An Early Tee Time.

The Pressure Gets Worse The Older You Get. The Hole Starts To Look The Size Of A Bayer Aspirin.