If You Think Your Hands Are More

I Wish I Could Put A Patent On That Thing. That Was So Straight I Had To Lean Over Sideways To See The Flag!

There Is Absolutely Nothing Humorous At The Masters. Here, Small Dogs Do Not Bark And Babies Do Not Cry.

The Closer You Can Live To Being A Vegetarian The Better.

The Harder You Work, The Luckier You Get.

Golf Asks Something Of A Man. It Makes One Loathe Mediocrity. It Seems To Say, "if You Are Going To Keep Company With Me, Don't Embarrass Me.