The More I Practise, The Luckier I

I've Studied Golf For Almost 50 Years Now And Know A Hell Of A Lot About Nothing.

The Ideal Build For A Golfer Would Be Strong Hands, Big Forearms, Thin Neck, Big Thighs And A Flat Chest. He'd Look Like Popeye.

I Don't Have Any Hesitation Saying I've Traveled More Miles Than Any Human Being Who Ever Lived. I've Been Doing It For 60 Years.

I Wish I Could Put A Patent On That Thing. That Was So Straight I Had To Lean Over Sideways To See The Flag!

The First Time I Ever Saw Arnold Palmer, I Said, There's A Star. The First Time I Saw Jack Nicklaus, I Said, Superstar. I Feel The Same Way About Tiger Woods.