Every Time I See Dan Quayle I

I Used To Think That The Brain Was The Most Wonderful Organ In My Body. Then I Realized Who Was Telling Me This.

I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000 For Plastic Surgery And Now I Don't Know What He Looks Like.

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

My Sister Gained 80 Pounds Expecting Her Baby. Well, You Get Nervous, Waiting For Those Adoption Papers To Clear.

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.