Every Time I See Dan Quayle I

Not Everybody Hates Me. Only The People Who've Met Me.

The Other Day A Woman Came Up To Me And Said, Didn't I See You On Television? I Said, I Don't Know. You Can't See Out The Other Way.

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

I Think Of People As Members Of An Audience. But An Audience Acts Independently Of Every Individual. It's An Organism On Its Own. I Focus On That Living Hydra In The Dark.