Every Picture Of You Is When You

People Who Smoke Cigarettes, They Say "you Don't Know How Hard It Is To Quit Smoking." Yes I Do. It's As Hard As It Is To Start Flossing.

I'm A Heroine Addict. I Need To Have Sex With Women Who Have Saved Someone's Life.

Hell, Yeah! Meeting Adjourned!

When I Was A Boy, I Laid In My Twin-sized Bed And Wondered Where My Brother Was.

I Guess The One-liner Kind Of Comic Sounds Like A Guy Who Can Talk And Talk And Whatever The Subject Is, He Can Pull Out A One-liner, But I Couldn't Do That. I Didn't Like The Association. I Mean, I Love Steven Wright, But So Many People Started Saying "steven Wright" To Me, And I Would Get Mad, Because I Never Wanted To Be Thought Of As Copying Anybody.