I'm Against Picketing, But I Don't Know

Sometimes I Get Really Lonely. Especially When I'm Throwing A Frisbee.

I Played Golf... I Did Not Get A Hole In One, But I Did Hit A Guy. That's Way More Satisfying.

If You're A Fish And You Want To Be A Fish-stick, You Have To Have Very Good Posture.

I Went To A Heavy Metal Concert. The Singer Yelled Out, "how Many Of You People Feel Like Human Beings Tonight?" And Then He Said, "how Many Of You Feel Like Animals?" The Thing Is, Everyone Cheered After The Animals Part, But I Cheered After The Human Beings Part Because I Did Not Know There Was A Second Part To The Question.

People On The 14th Floor, You Know What Floor You’re Really On.