I Can Read Minds, But I'm Illiterate.

Magicians Disappear All The Time, But As Soon As A Regular Person Does It, Everyone Is All Scared. "tom's Gone!" "is He A Magician?" "no." "then Let's Print Up Some Flyers!"

Mitch”, But Then Reattach It And Call It “mitch-all-together.

I Think Pickles Are Cucumbers That Sold Out.

Swiss Cheese Is A Rip-off It's The Only Cheese I Can Bite Into And Miss

I Wanna Hang A Map Of The World In My House. Then I'm Gonna Put Pins Into All The Locations That I've Traveled To. But First, I'm Gonna Have To Travel To The Top Two Corners Of The Map So It Won't Fall Down.