Every Joke Has Its Origin - The

It's The Worst Feeling When You Come Home Alone Late At Night And Think The Stranger Sitting On Your Couch Is A Pile Of Clothes.

People Know I Have A Good Time On Stage. I Love My Life. I Love My Job.

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.

I Don't Hate Anyone. I Simply Block Them Out Using Hellish Visions In A Blind White Rage. But If I See Them Out I'm Pleasant.

I Always Wanted To Be A Snake. Every Time I Saw A Snake On Tv. I'd Always Say 'why Not Me?'