Every Father Says The Same Thing: “where's

If A White Man Falls Off A Chair Drunk, It's Just A Drunk. If A Negro Does, It's The Whole Damn Negro Race.

Human Beings Are The Only Creatures On Earth That Allow Their Children To Come Back Home.

My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before We Had Children.

George Carlin Is Brilliant With Words, And Johnny Winters Is Very Creative. It's Taking Something Common And Drawing Out The Humor, Being Clever With Words.

If You Have A Question About Anything, The Answer Can Be Found In A Book Somewhere In The Library.