Women Don't Want To Hear What You

Those Who Criticize Our Generation Forget Who Raised It.

On Many Young Actors That Don't Give Their Parents Proper Credit: I'm Still Waiting For Some Actor To Win, Say, An Oscar... And Deliver The Following Acceptance Speech: I Would Like To Thank My Parents, First Of All, For Letting Me Live.

When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.

Fatherhood Is Telling Your Daughter That Michael Jackson Loves All His Fans, But Has Special Feelings For The Ones Who Eat Broccoli.

The First Time I Came Across The Birds And The Bees In Actual Flight, I Couldn't Identify The Formation.