Men And Women Belong To Different Species

Fatherhood Is Pretending The Present You Love Most Is Soap-on-a-rope.

In Order To Succeed, Your Desire For Success Should Be Greater Than Your Fear Of Failure.

When A Person Has A Gun, Sometimes Their Mind Clicks That This Thing ... Will Win Arguments And Straighten People Out.

My Wife And I Have Five Children And The Reason Why We Have Five Children Is Because We Do Not Want Six.

Listen To John Coltrane Enough And After Two Bars, Just Two Bars At Any Place, And You Know That's Him. We All Have Signature Things That Happen To Be Similar That You Can Predict And You Try To Stay Away From That Except The Rhythms: Those Pauses, They're Part Of My Signature, The Part Where I Know When I Say Nothing, I Already Painted Enough, Led Enough And I Don't Even Have To Say Anything. But Those Pauses Don't Belong To Me. Jack Benny Was One Of The First Guys In Comedy To Make The Anticipation So Great That During The Pause People Start To Laugh Before The Execution.