Human Beings Are The Only Creatures On

Why Do I Have To Feed The Kids? They Just Ate Twelve Hours Ago!

All Children Have Brain Damage!

When A Person Has A Gun, Sometimes Their Mind Clicks That This Thing ... Will Win Arguments And Straighten People Out.

I've Got A Ferrari. Vroom! I Do 104 From The Garage To The Front Door.

I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"