Every Election I Have To Hold My

Every Election I Have To Hold My Nose To Vote.

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

I Don't Have A Bluetooth Thing On My Ear. That Bugs Me.

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

I See My Face In The Mirror And Go, 'i'm A Halloween Costume? That's What They Think Of Me?'