Every Day I Get Up And Look

What Bothers Me About Tv Is That It Tends To Take Our Minds Off Our Minds.

Older People Shouldn't Eat Health Food, They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.

To Err Is Human - And To Blame It On A Computer Is Even More So.

It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old By Yourself. My Wife Hasn't Had A Birthday In Seven Years.

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World