Vacation: When You Spend Thousands Of Dollars

If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old By Yourself. My Wife Hasn't Had A Birthday In Seven Years.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

I Value People With A Conscience. It's Like A Beeper From God.