Ever Notice How 'what The Hell' Is

I'm A Failure As A Woman. My Men Expect So Much Of Me, Because Of The Image They've Made Of Me- And That I've Made Of Myself- As A Sex Symbol. They Expect Bells To Ring And Whistles To Whistle, But My Anatomy Is The Same As Any Other Woman's And I Can't Live Up To It.

I Was Brought Up Differently Than The Average American Child Because The Average Child Is Brought Up Expecting To Be Happy.

It's Not True I Had Nothing On, I Had The Radio On.

If There Is Only One Thing In My Life That I Am Proud Of, It's That I've Never Been A Kept Woman.

Jewish Men Don't Know Anything.