Ever Notice How 'what The Hell' Is

I Believe That Everything Happens For A Reason. People Change So That You Can Learn To Let Go, Things Go Wrong So That You Appreciate Them When They're Right, You Believe Lies So You Eventually Learn To Trust No One But Yourself, And Sometimes Good Things Fall Apart So Better Things Can Fall Together.

Dating A New Man Is Like Holding A Strawberry Milkshake; First The Taste, Then The Pleasure.

When Clark Gable Died, I Cried For 2 Days Straight. I Couldn't Eat Or Sleep.

In Leaving Hollywood And Coming To New York, I Feel I Can Be More Myself. After All, If I Can't Be Myself, What's The Good Of Being Anything At All?

Speaking Of Oscars, I Would Win Overwhelmingly If The Academy Gave An Oscar For Faking Orgasms. I Have Done Some Of My Best Acting Convincing My Partners I Was In The Throes Of Ecstasy.