Even When I Go To A Salad

When You Get Hit By A Car Sometimes Your Shoes Will Fly Off, Sometimes Your Pants Will Come Off, But I Was Not Fortunate Enough To See The Pants Portion.

I'm A Deep Thinker When It Comes To Shallow No Brainers.

I've Always Read Books And Loved Human Behavior Since I Was Ten Or Twelve Years Old. Maybe Even That's Why I Wanted To Do Comedy.

Some People Have Constipation Of The Brain But Their Mouth Has The Runs.

You've Gotta Share What's Going On In Your Mind.