Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever

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Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.

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A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.