Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

My Love Life Is Like A Piece Of Swiss Cheese; Most Of It's Missing, And What's There Stinks.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.

My Daughter Refuses To Call Me Mother In Public; My Little Grandson Calls Me Spongeslob Squarebottom, And Nobody Else Ever Calls Me At All.