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It Really Doesn't Take Brains To Be A Politician As Much As It Takes Stomach. Both Would Be Nice, But In America We Have Accepted Diminishing Returns In This Arena.

Women Need To Feel Loved And Men Need To Feel Needed.

Sport Strips Away Personality, Letting The White Bone Of Character Shine Through. Sport Gives Players An Opportunity To Know And Test Themselves.

He Unzipped His Pants And His Brains Fell Out.

People Who Care For You Inevitably Become Beautiful.