Morals Are Private. Decency Is Public.

It Really Doesn't Take Brains To Be A Politician As Much As It Takes Stomach. Both Would Be Nice, But In America We Have Accepted Diminishing Returns In This Arena.

I've Met Many Irresponsible People In My Life But Never An Irresponsible Cat.

Would It Upset Men If They Found Out We Weren't Different? Are We? Aren't We? Damned If I Know.

Virginia Woolf Said That Writers Must Be Androgynous. I'll Go A Step Further. You Must Be Bisexual.

While Cats Can Be Infuriating, Little Old Women In Fur Coats, They Make Me Laugh. Of Course, Dogs, Horses And My Highly Social Chickens Are Dear To Me, Too.