Morals Are Private. Decency Is Public.

I Think Gay People Are Like Blondes: There're Fewer Of Them But They Have More Fun.

Money And Writing Appear To Be Mutually Exclusive.

Education Is A Wonderful Thing. If You Couldn't Sign Your Name You'd Have To Pay Cash.

A Peacefulness Follows Any Decision, Even The Wrong One.

If You Can't Raise Consciousness, At Least Raise Hell.