I Think Gay People Are Like Blondes:

Golf Is An Expensive Way To Make Yourself Miserable.

Dean: Don't You Find That Somewhat Of An Aberration? Doesn't This Disturb You My Dear? After All, It's Not Normal. Molly: I Know It's Not Normal For People In This World To Be Happy, And I'm Happy.

In Sports, As In Love, One Can Never Pretend.

Virginia Woolf Said That Writers Must Be Androgynous. I'll Go A Step Further. You Must Be Bisexual.

Money And Writing Appear To Be Mutually Exclusive.