You're Nothing In America If You Don't

Every Day You're Alive And Someone Loves You Is A Miracle.

Never Hope For It More Than You Work For It.

I Think The Reason I Choose The Comic Approach So Often Is Because It's Harder, Therefore Affording Me The Opportunity To Show Off.

People Aren't Grapes - You Can't Weigh Them In A Bunch, But I Guess It's Easier Than Dealing With People As Individuals.

Book Tours Are Like Boot Camp But With Little Sleep And Less Food.