Draw A Circle, Not A Heart, Around

Life Is A Blank Canvas, And You Need To Throw All The Paint On It You Can.

I'm Just An Entertainer. All I Want To Be Is Funny. I Never Aspired To Play Hamlet.

To Travel Is To Take A Journey Into Yourself.

When What's Left Of You Gets Around To What's Left To Be Gotten, What's Left To Be Gotten Won't Be Worth Getting Whatever It Is You've Got Left.

The Secret Of Staying Fresh In A Show Is To Remember That The Audience You're Playing For That Night Has Never Seen It Before.