Children Are The Same The World Over.

Housewives Spend More Money Than Their Husbands Make, So That Other People Think Their Husbands Earn More Money Than They Really Do.

I Became An Entertainer Not Because I Wanted To But Because I Was Meant To.

Draw A Circle, Not A Heart, Around The One You Love Because A Heart Can Break But A Circle Goes On Forever.

An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.

Some Woman Are More Interested In What They Look Like Than What They Are. If They More Interested In What They Are, They Would Look Better.