An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.

Draw A Circle, Not A Heart, Around The One You Love Because A Heart Can Break But A Circle Goes On Forever.

The Greatest Natural Resource That Any Country Can Have Is Its Children.

Children Are The Same The World Over. They May Have A Different Culture, But An Ache Or A Laugh Is Universal.

You Bet I Arrived Overnight. Over A Few Hundred Nights In The Catskills, In Vaudeville, In Clubs And On Broadway.

I Am A Wife-made Man.