The Greatest Natural Resource That Any Country

An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.

When What's Left Of You Gets Around To What's Left To Be Gotten, What's Left To Be Gotten Won't Be Worth Getting Whatever It Is You've Got Left.

You Bet I Arrived Overnight. Over A Few Hundred Nights In The Catskills, In Vaudeville, In Clubs And On Broadway.

The Pellet With The Poison's In The Vessel With The Pestle; The Chalice From The Palace Has The Brew That Is True!

I Became An Entertainer Not Because I Wanted To But Because I Was Meant To.