Don't Just Play Your Way Around The

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

To Win You Must Have Talent And Desire ­ But Desire Is First.

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

Keep Close Count Of Your Nickels And Dimes, Stay Away From Whiskey, And Never Concede A Putt.

Correct One Fault At A Time. Concentrate On The One Fault You Want To Overcome.