Don't Call People Names You Dirty Name

You Know, I'm Blessed. 'blessed' Is A Better Way Of Saying 'rich.'

Nobody Wanted The "roseanne" Show. I Heard From Agents That There Was No Interest In A Show About A Fat Woman And Her Family.

Women Complain About Pms, But I Think Of It As The Only Time Of The Month When I Can Be Myself.

We Never Get Sick Of Each Other. That's How Sick We Are.

Who's Elk Horn Do I Have To Blow In Order To Get Something To Eat Around Here?