Don't Call People Names You Dirty Name

Birth Control That Really Works - Every Night Before We Go To Bed We Spend An Hour With Our Kids.

I Am An Observant Jew! Now My Secret Is Out.

I Try To Do Women's-point-of-view Comedy. The Joke Is, 'this Is What I Think; There's The Truth.' I Try To Think Of Stuff That's Real Broad, But The More Personal It Is, The More Universal It Is. All My Friends Go Through The Same Stuff.

I Believe In Equal Rights For All Citizens. One Law For All.

Patriarchy Is Impotent And Qualitatively Unable To Solve Even The Most Simple Problems In The Cosmos Such As Picking Up Their Own Socks Or Placing A Carton Of Milk Back In The Refrigerator After Drinking From It.