Women Complain About Pms, But I Think

Diets Are A Temporary Solution To A Permanent Problem.

Everything On This Earth Right Now Is About Labor And Slavery. War Is The Only American Export Left That Anyone Wants To Buy.

I Have A Huge Crush On President George W. Bush. I Saw Him At A Recent Fundraiser, And He`s A Babe. He`s Got That Ronald Reagan Charm. I Think He`s Hot. I Respect His Wife, But If He Wasn`t Married I`d Be Putting On My Cowboy Boots And Coming Around.

I Loved Comedy All My Life. I Think It's A Real Powerful Art Form.

I Have More Money Than God, But Not As Much As Oprah.