Nobody Wanted The "roseanne" Show. I Heard

My Best Friend Linda Is Leaving Her Husband Just Because He Is Unfaithful To Her. That Is No Reason To Leave The Person. I Feel Like After That, You Should Stay With Them And Make Sure That The Rest Of Their Life Is Sheer Hell.

Hollywood Is The Only Place On Earth That Has More Vampires, More Undead, More Resurrections Than A Month Of Easter Sundays.

I Can't Have Cats Around Me Because They Try To Steal My Energy.

Husbands Are Never Happy. My Husband Asked Me For More Space, So I Locked Him Out Of The House.

My Children Love Me. I'm Like The Mother They Never Had.