Doing The Show Was Like Painting The

I'm Complicated, Sentimental, Lovable, Honest, Loyal, Decent, Generous, Likable, And Lonely. My Personality Is Not Split; It's Shredded.

Doing The Show Was Like Painting The George Washington Bridge. As Soon As You Finished One End, You Started Right In On The Other.

It's Almost Impossible To Dislike Me, Because I Do Nothing.

As I Was Saying Before I Was Interrupted ... I Believe The Last Thing I Said Was 'there Must Be A Better Way To Make A Living Than This.' Well, I've Looked - And There Isn't.

Then There Was The Time In Hollywood When I Sat Down In A Breakaway Chair And It Collapsed On Me. I Was Nearly Knocked Out And Might Have Been Even More Seriously Hurt But My Fall Was Broken By The Smog.