It's Almost Impossible To Dislike Me, Because

Poor People Have More Fun Than Rich People, They Say; And I Notice It's The Rich People Who Keep Saying It.

I Have Never Seen A Bad Television Program, Because I Refuse To. God Gave Me A Mind, And A Wrist That Turns Things Off.

Immigration Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery.

As I Look Back On My Life, I See It As One Long Obstacle Course With Myself As The Main Obstacle.

Doing The Show Was Like Painting The George Washington Bridge. As Soon As You Finished One End, You Started Right In On The Other.