Dogs Smoke In France.

You Can Choose, Don't Confuse, Win Or Lose, It's Up To You.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

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I Didn’t Have A Clue What Love Was About Until I Met Sharon.

I Am A Raging Alcoholic, But I Don't Want My Kids To Do The Same.