I Am A Raging Alcoholic, But I

There Are No Unsavable Souls.

They Say Military Have The So-called 'secret Intelligence' - This Amount Of Intelligence Must Be Very Secret, Since I've Never Seen Any Intelligent Military Person, Nor I Have Seen Any Sense In The Bloody Stupid Wars.

Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like, Totally Different Than Being Drunk On A Bus.

I Used To Fantasize That Paul Mccartney Would Marry My Sister.

Yes, I Did Bite The Head Off Of A Dove. Yes, I Did Bite The Head Off Of A Bat. It's A Stupid Thing To Do, But I Did It.