Do Not Make A Stingy Sandwich; Pile

A Committee Is A Group Of Individuals Who All Put In A Perfectly Good Color, And It Comes Out Gray.

In Hollywood If You Are Not Working, You Are A Leper. True, You Are Probably Living In The Most Expensive Leper Colony In The World.

You May Be Wondering Why I Went From Over There To Over Here. Well, That Was Choreography.

I Had Moved Out Of The Edison Hotel Because I Couldn't Pay The Bill And Was Living At The Lincoln Hotel, Where I Couldn't Pay The Bill Either, But It Was Cheaper.

In Hollywood, We Have Some Of The Richest Unemployed People In The World. They Have Sun Tans. Some Of Them Have Chauffeurs In Rolls-royces Waiting Outside. They Have Their Golf Clubs Ready In The Car. There Is No Law That Says You Cannot Play Golf While Being Unemployed.