Dear World, I Am Leaving Because I

I'm Nobody's Fool, Least Of All Yours.

I Am A Reformed Catholic. I'm A Buddhist In Other Words.

Dear World, I Am Leaving Because I Am Bored. I Feel I Have Lived Long Enough. I Am Leaving You With Your Worries In This Sweet Cesspool. Good Luck.

The Cynical, Caustic, Acid-tongued New York Drama Critic Addison De Witt Introduces His Protege/date Of The Moment, A Bimbo Date And So-called Actress Named Miss Casswell (marilyn Monroe) In Another Very Famous Line: "miss Casswell Is An Actress, A Graduate Of The Copacabana School Of Dramatic Art."

I Do Not Spoil Women. ... I Don't Send Them Flowers And Gifts. . . . I'm Saving Those Gestures Until I Am An Unpleasant Old Man Who Must Resort To Bribery To Win A Woman's Synthetic Affections.