I'm Nobody's Fool, Least Of All Yours.

Dear World, I Am Leaving Because I Am Bored. I Feel I Have Lived Long Enough. I Am Leaving You With Your Worries In This Sweet Cesspool. Good Luck.

It's Not That It's So Good With Money, But That It's So Bad Without It.

Every Well-thought-out Rebuttal To Dogma, Every Scrap Of Intelligent Logic, Every Absurdist Reduction Of Some Bullying Stance Is The Antidote.

Dear World, I Am Leaving Because I Am Bored.

The Cynical, Caustic, Acid-tongued New York Drama Critic Addison De Witt Introduces His Protege/date Of The Moment, A Bimbo Date And So-called Actress Named Miss Casswell (marilyn Monroe) In Another Very Famous Line: "miss Casswell Is An Actress, A Graduate Of The Copacabana School Of Dramatic Art."