Danger Could Be My Middle Name... But

It's A Historical Thing, Up To The 19th Century The English Hated The French. Then In The 20th Century The English Started To Hate The Germans - As We Began To Move Alphabetically Through The Map Of The World. Now, The Year 2000, We Are Fine With The Germans... But The Hungarians Are Pissing Us Off.

You’ve Got To Believe You Can Be A Standup Before You Can Be A Standup. You Have To Believe You Can Act Before You Can Act. You Have To Believe You Can Be An Astronaut Before You Can Be An Astronaut. You’ve Got To Believe.

You're Gay, You Sell Books... You Probably Shag The Books.

I Just Play To Progressive Audiences. You Know, If They're Watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, That Kind Of Thing, "monty Python" Have Already Laid The Groundwork. They're Known Around The World. People Like That Kind Of Surrealist, Left-field Humor, And That's What I Do. And "saturday Night Live," A Lot Of American Humor. "the Simpsons," Above All, The Weird, Left-field Humor, Which I Love. And Sardonic. So That's All I'm Doing. I Find That Audience, And They're In Every Developed Country Around The World.

My Gran Said Put A Thimble On Your Finger And It Helps You In Case You Slip With The Needle And It Goes Up, Into The Brain, And Death.