What Was The First Cat That Talked

You Piss Me Off You Salmon... You're Too Expensive In Restaurants.

It's Not A Bloody Piano, It's A Clarenart...you Weird Talking Person.

And The National Rifle Association Says That, "guns Don't Kill People, People Do," But I Think The Gun Helps, You Know? I Think It Helps. I Just Think Just Standing There Going, "bang!" "that's Not Going To Kill Too Many People, Is It? You'd Have To Be Really Dodgy On The Heart To Have That.

So In Europe, We Had Empires. Everyone Had Them - France And Spain And Britain And Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, Full Of Furniture For Some Reason. And The Austro-hungarian Empire, Famous For F-k All! Yes, All They Did Was Slowly Collapse Like A Flan In A Cupboard.

You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs Because There's A F*****g H In It!